Are you doing porn darling?

Dagens händelse på facebookchatten. Tänk vilka djupa samtal en kan ha trots att en inte har hörts på flera år. Det är makalöst.

Jag:
Hi Berit, how are you? What are you doing in Hollywood? Are you a star? Puss from Elsa
Crazy:
Hej Elsa! ljuger du igen mormor?
Jag:
hahaha
Im always ljuger
Crazy:
how are you dulling?
Im not a star YET, almost!
Jag:
Im fine, still a lesbian you know.
And you darling, are you well?
Crazy:
Yes, all good! Still a GAY!
but a single gay!
Jag:
Im single too.. hate it.
No, not hate it, but I need to get laid and all lesbians are ugly you know, and I dont fuck ugly people.
Crazy:
hahahaha!!!
poor dulling!
ugly beer drinking lesbians!
we need to find you a GALA dyke
Jag:
Exactly
Im in desperate need of a GALA dyke.
So.. what are you doing? Singing? Acting? Or are you selling your poor body?
Crazy:
i think i would get more money for my body! BUT Im acting, well sort of.......
Jag:
sort of.... are you doing porn darling?
Crazy:
Oh please! no one would pay for that!
Jag:
hahaha!!